You Can’t Stop The Gophers!
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote."
Just like Bill Murray’s Carl Spackler character in the movie Caddyshack, an attempt was made to destroy Gophers today. And just like in Caddyshack, the Gophers came out on top…
Minnesota - 42
Indiana - 39
For the third game in a row, the Gophers were underdogs on the point spread. What have they done the past three games?
Minnesota - 7
MSU Mankato -0
And the Gopher Women continue their world record streak with their 59th straight victory. (read that sentence again and let it sink in)
And a varmint will never quit - ever.
image via Reign of Troy